Cheater, Cheater

Totally cheating because this floated to me on facebook, but since I haven't posted anything in awhile....

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.

1. I always use two towels when I shower. Always. And each one has it's own specific drying area. And never the two shall meet.

2. I have a cat named Natra and a dog named April. Natra is named after Sinatra, because he has blue eyes (he's a Siamese snow shoe). April lives with my mom 1000 miles away. Hopefully she'll get to come live with me this year.

3. I married my soul mate only to have him break my heart and leave me in the same year. I'm scared I'll never find that kind of love again. Also, commitment is shit.

4. I hate doing stuff like this. It puts all kinds of pressure on me to think about stuff. I usually spend a week or more obsessing about it before putting up crap like #3.

5. My best friend is certifiably crazy. Not crazy like psych ward crazy. Crazy like monkey in a knife fight crazy. Maybe psych ward crazy...

6. I'm certifiably crazy.

7. I have a 2 year old daughter that saved my life.

8. When I grow up I want to be a band director. I would love to go back to school and get my degree so I can, I just don't know how to do it while being a single mother with a 2 year old.

9. I'm OCD about really random things. And when those things get messed up, it seriously messes with my head.

10. I'm only on 10 of 25? Shit.

11. I have three re-occurring nightmares. One has ET in it, the other a castle, and the third involves Smurfs. Stop judging me.

12. I am deathly afraid of aliens and dinosaurs. And birds, but that relates to the dinosaurs.

13. No matter how hard I try, I cannot get to bed before midnight.

14. I just tried to skip 14 and go to 15 thinking no one would notice and I'd only have to come up with 24 things (well, technically 23, see #10), but felt guilty about it.

15. I can't cook. Seriously. I made some cookies last weekend with my daughter, and the recipe ingredients said to put in 1/2 tsp of soda, so I put in 1/2 tsp of soda, only to read later it meant baking soda. Upside: diet coke can be substituted for baking soda.

16. I have one tattoo, and that is a travesty. I'm designing my next one, and it's gonna be a BIG one.

17. I'm scared to death of needles. I guess I could have added that to #12.

18. I want to live in Australia. This may happen sooner rather than later if I can plan for it right.

19. I suck at planning stuff.

20. Most people who meet me think I'm a liberal, and it surprises them that I'm a conservative. I don't generally talk politics with people because everyone is entitled to their own brand of stupidity.

21. I don't want to have any more children. I hated being pregnant. If I do have more kids, I'll adopt.

22. My favorite thing ever is when Maura wakes up in the middle of the night and wants to cuddle. Favorite. Thing. EVER.

23. I hate going to professional photographers. They never capture the image I want. Also, I can't ever leave there without buying enough pictures to take home a CD. Because the thought of anyone throwing pictures of my daughter away freak me out. Like seriously freak me out.

24. It is taking me forever to finish this stupid thing. All of you who tagged me obviously don't know me at all. Also, all of you I've tagged, misery loves company :)

25. I love Bath & Body Works Midnight Pomegranate. Feel free to buy me presents.


Robin said...

booooring...i read it on facebook.