I don't normally do any sort of political posting. I simply don't have time to brush up on stuff like I used to pre-toddler. Point is, if you read past this paragraph, and you get pissed off, don't say you weren't warned. This coming Tuesday is going to be a big day in the history of this great country. And regardless of how you voted, you can't help but admit that it's exciting times. For once, in our life times, we get to be a part of a huge moment that didn't involve the death of millions of people. Or of Brad and Angelina adopting another shade of kid. That being said, Barack Obama is just a man. Regardless of the color of his skin, he is not going to cure the economy, he is not going to stop the fighting, he is not going to banish unemployment, and he is not going to house the homeless. Sure, he may take steps towards that, but realistically, until he is in office for more than just one term, those steps won't even begin to matter. The econ
So, okay. How do I start this? It's kind of random, but it bothers me EVERY stinking time I see it. Because it's a ruination (and yes, dammit, that's a word) of innocence. And funnily enough, it's a CONSTANT ruination of innocence by someone who used to capitalize like a mo-fo on innocencism (also a word). She had that shit down to an ART. And yet on her blog , every day, all the time, ALL THE TIME, I see it. The ruination of innocencism. MJRFLT DOES NOT STAND FOR MAJOR FLIRT! *breathing heavily through nostrils in disgust with pursed lips while glaring* When I was in middle school for chrissakes, (YOU HEAR ME? MIDDLE SCHOOL), I tried to come up with something that would define me for my very first email address. All my other friends had cool email names like...oh i don't know, I can't remember that far back, but just know that they were cool and I was under a lot of pressure. You can't work too hard in getting that email address just right. It st
Today is the first day of four that The Smoodge has visitation with her dad. Well, potentially four. Until she turns three, we have an interesting visitation schedule. For the last two years, he gets her on his days off, from 7:30am until 5pm. The exception of that is the weekends, which he only gets the first weekend he's off in the month. Once she turns two, he gets one 24 hour period with her a month, and when she's two and a half, he gets one 48 hour period with her a month. Once she turns three, we'll go to standard visitation. To make it weirder, his schedule is one where he works five days, with four days off, then five more days, with four days off, then SIX days, then four days off, repeat. I'll give you a minute to do that math. All caught up? Fantastic, let's move on. The Smoodge turns 2 next month. Which means as of this moment, no overnights. Next month? One overnight. This month? None. November? One. October? None. Right now-....okay
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